"I keep an extra fist in my hair for punching."
Kimber, on the obvious
"Months weigh twenty-eight cupcakes."
Kimber, on science
"I am a young, pregnant David Duchovny."
Kimber, truthing
"Yes, I refer to myself as a boat. I am a big fancy boat."
Kimber, on pregnancy
"I’ll have you know, I’m very nondorky"
Kimber, on fibbing
"Tumblr: Good at emo, bad at math."
Kimber, on breaking it down (old school style)
| Kimber: | I would bang Nathan Fillion like a drum
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| Nathan: | With drumsticks?
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| Kimber: | Noisily and with great enthusiasm |
"My tits are really sensitive…
Not like they cry during romantic movies or anything."
Kimber, on…boobies
"What I lack in technical wrestling ability, I make up for with a total disregard for my own personal safety."
Kimber, on how awesome is that?
"When in doubt, kill everyone."
Kimber, on stories
