November 2010
1 post
“I keep an extra fist in my hair for punching.”
– Kimber, on the obvious
May 2010
2 posts
“Months weigh twenty-eight cupcakes.”
– Kimber, on science
“I am a young, pregnant David Duchovny.”
– Kimber, truthing
April 2010
2 posts
“Yes, I refer to myself as a boat. I am a big fancy boat.”
– Kimber, on pregnancy
“I’ll have you know, I’m very nondorky”
– Kimber, on fibbing
March 2010
2 posts
“Tumblr: Good at emo, bad at math.”
– Kimber, on breaking it down (old school style)
Kimber, on storming castles
Kimber: I would bang Nathan Fillion like a drum
Nathan: With drumsticks?
Kimber: Noisily and with great enthusiasm
February 2010
1 post
“My tits are really sensitive…
Not like they cry during romantic movies or...”
– Kimber, on…boobies
January 2010
8 posts
“What I lack in technical wrestling ability, I make up for with a total disregard...”
– Kimber, on how awesome is that?
“When in doubt, kill everyone.”
– Kimber, on stories
“Y’know what they should do? They should find a whale volunteer and drop it on...”
– Kimber, on FUCK JAPANESE WHALERS
“Weeström could charge out of my bojangle in front of a live studio audience and...”
– Kimber, on proud parenting
“Three. The third is invisible and used for kicking.”
– Kimber, on how many feet she has
“I’m like a retarded monkey with a keyboard.”
– Kimber, on wordsmithery
“My mom squealed…like a preteen girl for Edward Cullen.”
– Kimber, on mothers and daughters
“I like my breakfast to punch me in the face and yell WAKE UP, BITCH!”
– Kimber, on victuals
December 2009
10 posts
“G’nizzle and Happy New Yizzle from the Kbizzle”
– Kimber, on…yep
“So many bitches, so little time.”
– Kimber, on the choking of bitches
“Three things I have endless supplies of: cuteness, snark, rum.”
– Kimber, on qualities.
“Honestly, my vagina is probably the least interesting thing about me.”
– Kimber, on…well, you get the idea
“My throat is store.
sore.
I do not have an inventory and cashiers in my...”
– Kimber, on illness
“…and you just go, “FUCK YOU, BEAR! I DO WHAT I WANT!”
– Kimber, on how to survive a bear attack.
“It’s easy to sleep when you’re AWESOME.”
– Kimber, truthing.
“Born awesome, it gets killed, and you have to make a conscious choice to reclaim...”
– Kimber, my awesometer.
“I’m so hot I’m lava.”
– Kimber
“You hold it, I’ll punch it in the throat repeatedly until it vomits gay and...”
– Kimber, on fighting tumblr.