December 2009
10 posts
“G’nizzle and Happy New Yizzle from the Kbizzle”
– Kimber, on…yep
Dec 31st
“So many bitches, so little time.”
– Kimber, on the choking of bitches
Dec 30th
2 notes
“Three things I have endless supplies of: cuteness, snark, rum.”
– Kimber, on qualities.
Dec 11th
1 note
“Honestly, my vagina is probably the least interesting thing about me.”
– Kimber, on…well, you get the idea
Dec 11th
4 notes
“My throat is store. sore. I do not have an inventory and cashiers in my...”
– Kimber, on illness
Dec 9th
“…and you just go, “FUCK YOU, BEAR! I DO WHAT I WANT!”
– Kimber, on how to survive a bear attack.
Dec 8th
21 notes
“It’s easy to sleep when you’re AWESOME.”
– Kimber, truthing. 
Dec 8th
5 notes
“Born awesome, it gets killed, and you have to make a conscious choice to reclaim...”
– Kimber, my awesometer.
Dec 8th
5 notes
“I’m so hot I’m lava.”
– Kimber
Dec 8th
5 notes
“You hold it, I’ll punch it in the throat repeatedly until it vomits gay and...”
– Kimber, on fighting tumblr. 
Dec 8th
20 notes