January 2010
8 posts
“What I lack in technical wrestling ability, I make up for with a total disregard...”
– Kimber, on how awesome is that?
“When in doubt, kill everyone.”
– Kimber, on stories
“Y’know what they should do? They should find a whale volunteer and drop it on...”
– Kimber, on FUCK JAPANESE WHALERS
“Weeström could charge out of my bojangle in front of a live studio audience and...”
– Kimber, on proud parenting
“Three. The third is invisible and used for kicking.”
– Kimber, on how many feet she has
“I’m like a retarded monkey with a keyboard.”
– Kimber, on wordsmithery
“My mom squealed…like a preteen girl for Edward Cullen.”
– Kimber, on mothers and daughters
“I like my breakfast to punch me in the face and yell WAKE UP, BITCH!”
– Kimber, on victuals