"Y’know what they should do? They should find a whale volunteer and drop it on Japan. Japan is not big enough to survive a whale attack. OR OR OR better yet, we contact Michael Crichton. We genetically engineer a giant goddamn dinosaur and let it ravage Japan. And then when they ask for help, we go “Sorry, it’s your tradition.” Then make Godzilla jokes."
Kimber, on FUCK JAPANESE WHALERS
